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Vote Jesus

20 November, 2008 Kyle Cease Leave a comment Go to comments

Who else can make missiles appear in Commando’s igloo? It’s Jesus, Commando’s gardner! Vote Jesus as the next leader of RPF! His policies include:

  • Giving the founders the respect they deserve
  • Creating a more fair government
  • Giving you all a free ferret
  • Sawing off your legs and replacing them with legs made of pure gold
  • Giving you all Laser Vision
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  1. veagan
    20 November, 2008 at 19:55 | #1
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    here see it is mee!

  2. John
    20 November, 2008 at 20:20 | #2
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    who are you???????

  3. mocar 1 rpf military warlord
    20 November, 2008 at 20:47 | #3
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    wait who is jesus?

  4. Kyle Cease
    20 November, 2008 at 21:00 | #4
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    From the Commanda Movie!

  5. Omega39
    20 November, 2008 at 21:58 | #5
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    RPF, this is my speech for the election: http://voteomega39.wordpress.com/. I hope will be able to support me. I wish the best of the luck to the rest of the canidates that after this election, one of us will be able to bring back the Rebel Penguin Federation back to its golden age.

  6. ~Extreme the great
    20 November, 2008 at 22:15 | #6
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    Wouldn’t our legs be too soft if they were pure gold?

  7. Kyle Cease
    20 November, 2008 at 22:22 | #7
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    … *panics* ummmm no!

  8. casius1brutus
    21 November, 2008 at 1:44 | #8
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    rofl this psot makes me just damn laugh

  9. Ctar
    6 December, 2008 at 11:42 | #9
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    That isnt funny man. Ur gonna offned a lot of people. I mean u shouldnt say that about a religion. Joking or not.

  10. 1bam18
    7 December, 2008 at 12:01 | #10
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    ctar jesus is a common name in mexico but they say it like heysus or somthing so next time think before you speak idoit

  11. Ctar
    7 December, 2008 at 12:19 | #11
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    Man, Shut the hell up. I know how they pronounce it. I was saying be careful, cause someone could get offended. U stupid noob

  12. 1bam18
    10 December, 2008 at 18:30 | #12
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    Im not gonna bother to say my long point cuse you wont understand and then say shut the hell up noob.
    P.S.idk why im commenting on here
    P.S.S.vote furbur for RPF leader

  1. 9 April, 2009 at 23:05 | #1
    Info. Block #17 « Spare RPF Info.