“Once I figured it out, it was too late. The end was near.”

Is this story about doing jigsaw puzzles?

It all started on a fine day in Clubpenguin. I was playing sled racing on Clubpenguin, just earning some coins… and flipping back and forth from FW Chat. I was talking to some of my friends… Nico, Pringle, and Kjbulldogs . Until someone spammed on the Main Chat. And they first said “Ahhh,” then someone just spammed. Typing all non-sense of letters. Suddenly, the chat was empty. All there, who were left, were my good pals. Nico, Pringle, and Kj. I had to get them back; I had to save the day.

Isn’t it always a great day in Club Penguin? It’s physically impossible for rain to happen, and it’s never night. And who names their kid ‘KjBulldogs’? It’s good they were typing all nonsense of letters. Those other spammers only type half nonsense of letters. Lazy spammers. And weren’t Nico, Pringle, and KJ the only people on the chat to begin with? Why couldn’t any of them save the day?

So I got in reach with Nico, Pringle, and Kj. They all seemed very nice. We had a mission, and that mission was to save our FW friends. All we knew was FW was kidnapped. Who could it been who kidnapped them? We are about to find out. So on that day all of us choose to get in reach with every state in United States. We all had a good thing up our sleeve. Pringle knew the names of every soldier. Kj knew the cities where every soldier lived. And Nico, well he was the funny guy. And I, I was the Trickster. I could trick anyone into anything. But I’m getting out of hand. Here is how the story goes.

So, Nico, Pringle, and KJ are all your good friends, but they only ’seem’ pretty nice? And there are only 4 of you. How can you ‘all get in reach of every state in the United States’? And does anyone else think it’s weird that KJ knows where everyone lives? Oh, right. You can trick anyone into anything. That’s not bragging even a little, is it?

FW Kidnapped

We narrowed it down to all FW Soldiers. Now we found 30 already stuck somewhere in Arizona. And when we picked them up, there was a note. The Note Said:

I see you found your 30 fw soldiers, well you should get the rest. To find the others you have to think hard. I will give you three words on every note; you must figure out the three words and find the others. If you don’t there will be several consequences to the others. The Three Words will give you a somewhat clue. Put the Three Words together and you will find them. Here are the three words: Fun, Mickey Mouse, and World. Good Luck.

So the kidnapper is leaving three words, but you have to figure out what they are? Isn’t that defeating the purpose of the three words even existing? And who kidnaps people, and then drops 30 of them off in the desert? Not to mention that Arizona is a big state. And for that matter, why couldn’t the soldiers just run off? Obviously the kidnapper wasn’t there. Even if they were all handcuffed, they could have ran away. And on top of that, let’s say that they were all bound and gagged. What kind of kidnapper has the time to bound and gag 30 people? And then what person doesn’t have the common sense to get 28 other people and attack the kidnapper as he’s blindfolding 1 guy?

Florida.

Now we weren’t all brains in this group. But one of the FW Soldiers said Disney Land. Now that was a good guess, but it had to be Disney World. I guess our next stop is Disney World.

You’re switching between present and past tense a lot. I’m confused as to when this story is taking place.

Once We Arrived in Disney World we searched for them. Disney World is huge but we could find them. We could find anyone. It had to be by Mickey Mouse. That’s what the note said. We searched for Mickey Mouse. But no sight anywhere. Now Kj went missing. But we looked behind us, and there he was hugging Mickey Mouse. And behind Mickey Mouse were 50 acp soldiers, and a note.

So, this KJ fellow knows where everyone lives, and is hugging random people at disney world. Are you sure you shouldn’t give him a psychiatric evaluation? And not only have you been having trouble with switching between the past and present tense, but you actually did it in the same sentence; ‘Now Kj Went…’

Congrats finding the 50 soldiers, can you find the others? The next three words might be hard so use your noggin… Ocean, Flowers, Honey Moon.

“I know where they are!” said Nico excitedly.

“Disney World Again!’

Our next trip Hawaii.

Hawaii

There we were in Hawaii, the most romantic place in the U.S… and yet no sign of soldiers.

I always thought Vagas was the most romantic place in the US. Oh well.

“They have to be by the ocean!” announced a soldier.

“They have to be by flowers!” announced another soldier.

“They have to be eloping with one another!” shouted a soldier

And what left was there? They had to be by a Honey Moon spot. We had to search every honey moon spot there was. And soon we found out where there were. They were in the suite flower express. There were 200 fw soldiers. And of course there was another note.

But you never searched by the ocean, or by the flowers. Although, that would be hard to do, as everywhere in Hawaii is by the ocean and flowers.

For your last trip you should pack up, cause these words you need to travel. Training, Air Force, U.S.

There are more than 3 words on this note.

“The Air Force U.S Training Center!” shouted out Late Me.

Now Late Me, he was the smart one… the person who probably could outsmart all of us if he had the chance. Now we knew where to go, and our last stop until the big meet.

Is Late Me a name of one of your bizarre friends, or are you talking about yourself again?

Air Force U.S Training Center

We had to ask the captain, but I wasn’t such of a talker so I asked Frostbite to do it. He is the talker. So he went straight up to the captain and asked…

It’s never a good idea to ask someone that loves talking, to talk to someone that loathes it.

“Sir, Yes sir. Have you seen Soldiers with a note pinned to there back?” He said in Military talk.

“Don’t yell at me sergeant! I have no idea what you’re talking about, and I don’t need you to explain it!” yelled the Captain.

“Now bring me my pink lemonade with the little umbrella in it!”

We weren’t giving up that easy. We saw a door behind him, suspicious much? We needed to make a plan. A thing to distract the captain while a few get the fw soldiers and get out. But what could the plan be? Only the person who knew good plans such as I. Woton. Now Woton was with the captured fw soldiers in Hawaii. So luckily we have him… We discussed the plan.

Wait, if Woton can make plans just as good as you, then why didn’t you just make the plan yourself. And of course he was with the captured soldiers. You already said that everyone you knew besides Niko, KJ, and Pringle.

“Alighf and Pochoma distract the captain, while Trickster, Pringle, and I get the fw soldiers out,” Woton continued,”and for the rest of you follow along what Alighf and Pochoma are saying.”

This is why I never like stories about Club Penguin. Everyone has such crazy names, you couldn’t possibly take it seriously.

So Woton, Pringle, and I sneaked into the door quietly while the captain was being distracted. We got the fw soldiers, and we got the note. Now all we had to do was to get out of there. The rest of the fw soldiers were back here. Once we had everyone out we ran for it, and Alighf and Pochoma were last to run.

How does the U.S. Airforce not notice people being held captive in a closet?

“Now what?” Peterpeng asked.

“Now… we dance!”

“Now we read the note” Trickster said.

“Now let’s see… You have the diamonds? Bring them back or I will shoot this puppy? I think we got the wrong ransom note.”

The Note exactly said

It’s good that the note exactly said something. Those notes that don’t exactly say things, they’re really hard to understand.

Bravo on finding all the groups of fw soldiers. But now what will you do with your army? Your army will be attacked and destroyed at 12:00 sharp. If you want it to survive you better get your troops ready for next week. We will be waiting.

Signed, Mysterious

What a beautiful name for a young woman.

Who was Mysterious? And who was “We”? No one knows until that day. The day fw almost got ruined.

Training

After we all got to our homes safely and quietly the Training must begun.

“The training must begun.” I don’t even think I need to leave commentary on this one. Just read it, and laugh.

“What can we do?” asked Spiff.

“We should start a band!”

“Who is that Mysterious?” mumbled Pete.

“What will happen to us?!” said chuckie.

“Well, eventually we will die, and something will come along and steal our carbon” I replied.

What will happen to us? What can we do? Will FW finally reach its end? Can we do anything to stop it? And Who is that Mysterious? I think I have a clue… do you?

So we read all of that for nothing? We can’t even find out who Mysterious is? What a bust! Well, my vote is that Mysterious is that gnome in my book-club that steals all of my opinions.

-Kyle Cease, with the help of Trickster.