Hey guys, Kyle here. This one may not be as good as the previous. I did it for the fans, and you know what Yahtzee says,

“Fans are clingy complainy dip-shits who will never be grateful for any concession you make…”

And by the way: this story is written far worse than the previous one. So you’ll probably laugh anyway.

“Once he said those words, I knew I was trapped.”

“Because he said, ‘Haha, you are now trapped!’”

“I’m Tired of This!” Shouted out Ymapinky.

“We’ve been walking for days! When are we going to get to the white castle!”

What was she tired of? It couldn’t have been because of the training, it had to be from the black mail. The Mysterious.

So now the blackmail IS the mysterious?

“I mean who does this kind of crap!” said Ymapinky.

Obviously Mysterious does, silly!

“We have to do something…” Ganger added.

“We have to settle for a McDonalds, or a Burger King”

“But what?” questioned Cowboysfan13.

“The only thing we can do is Train” Trickster said with confidence. “Who knows what he will do to us, so we have to be prepared.”

“So, do as I say! Everyone get in a huge line, and we’ll form a human train… of penguins!”

And Trickster was right all they had to do was train. But were they training for what they think is going to happen. Or what they know is going to happen… I guess they just have to wait and see. But I can tell you something… this story isn’t going to be pleasant.

Nor will it: be punctuated correctly, use proper grammar, or make even a remote amount of sense.

FW Hacked

To Death… by an angry Writing Critic

The Next Morning on FW chat. We got orders from all mods to go on Snow Forts, Mammoth. The orders were to train on Clubpenguin. We trained all day until we couldn’t train no longer. Then out of no where someone shrieked on clubpenguin..

“On Clubpenguin!” shrieked the person, “On Clubpenguin!”

“There taking me away!!!”

Do the three exclamation points mean that they’re in more danger than if there were only one?

Who were taking who away? And why? Everyone was ordered to log off the server. And for the training, well it was called off for the night.

Right, because there is only 1 server in all of Club Penguin. And also: if you’re supposed to be some kind of crazy detective squad, or something, why are you running away from danger? If your army is as large as you say it is, you could easily handle Mysterious, and her goons.

“Who was that penguin?” Asked Penor.

“I don’t know,” said his friend Vaginor

“No one knows…” Mumbled Moon Person.

And he was right, no one did know. But we were all suspicious; we were all waiting until something happened. No one talked, no one did anything… All we did was wait, wait, and wait.

In retrospect, somebody should have brought some cards…

Tricked

The next morning everything seemed fine, casual, and balanced. People were chatting, hanging out, and talking about Club penguin Army’s. Until Woton ordered us to go on Club penguin Snow Forts, Mammoth. And yet again, there were penguins saying;

“There taking me away!!!”

So apparently, the bad-guy in this story, is not a who, but a where.

Why does this keep happening? But we ignored it and just got on with the training. There was a Red team and a Blue team. Blue was winning, but then there was something strange happening… A black team was forming, and yet they were winning. Who was this “black team” and why were they here? Everyone on chat was talking away.

Because running wasn’t an option, they had to talk away.

“They’re probably Shadow Troops” said Woton.

“Maybe its Mysterious army” said Hqo.

“What if it’s a distraction!” shouted out Nico.

Why are these guys a problem? And how could they be winning if they’re not even part of the practice battle?

Now they were all very close. Well except for Woton. Then right then, right at that very moment… we all got kicked out of Clubpenguin. And when all fw troops came back on, the black army was triple the size it was. And it kept getting bigger.

Who was all very close, and why wasn’t Woton? It’s that crack-cocaine, corrupting the young minds, isn’t it? ISN’T IT?!

“I want every soldier out of there right now!” Trickster ordered.

Unfortunately, the Club Penguin filters made sure that nobody heard what he said. For the next 2 and a half hours everyone sat motionless waiting for orders.

“I can’t exit out!!!” Spiff said without hesitation.

“That’s the same reason you were born!” I said.

Then FW Chat resetted! A person came on named Pringle64. He was main owner. But was he the real Pringle? Then “Pringle” made everyone a member, and no one a mod.

I want to be funny, but instead I’ll just come out and say it: ‘resetted’ isn’t a word.

“Sorry about that.” Pringle said, “I guess I pushed the wrong button.”

“It’s no problem Pringy” Rice said happily.

“Now I want everyone to stay on Clubpenguin!” Pringle said Non-stop.

How do you say something non-stop? Eventually you’ll have to breathe.

Then every fw soldier got exited out of Clubpenguin. And then everyone got banned forever on Clubpenguin. Why could this be?

“It’s not Pringle…” Late Me said suspiciously.

I told you Late Me was the smart one. And he was right. It wasn’t Pringle.

Threatened

“Congrats fw soldier’s you are right, I am not Pringle. Pringle is a guest.” The person said. “Oh I’m sorry I forgot to tell you who I am, I am Mysterious.”

But I thought you said that everyone was made a member.

Then right there. Once I figured it out, the end was near. FW got hacked. On Clubpenguin, and on chat. No one knew what to do, what could we do? We all stayed on chat.

I know what you should have done: gotten more secure passwords.

“Now I want all people listening to me!” Mysterious said. “You will all do what I say to do.”

“…And I demand that you all take your pants off!”

“And what if we don’t?” Kj questioned.

“Then I will take them off for you!”

“Then something horrible will happen to all of you.” Mysterious threatened.

“Who are you!” shouted out Cowboysfan13.

“You all know who I am, I once was, or am, or maybe not in FW. But you do all know who I am. “ Mysterious Chuckled. “But you will need to figure out for yourself who I am.”

Little did the public know that Mysterious was really… Mr. Giggles, a stuffed pig-doll-thing.

Now Mysterious was one of those people that you could hate deeply. And if you went on his bad side, bad things will happen to you. To everyone.

Because Mysterious was blind, and did not know who he was attacking when he attacked.

“Now listen, this is what I want you to do…” said Mysterious being serious.

It made me furious, though it was hilarious. He was mischievous, and a  little delirious.

To Be Continued…

Be ready for the third book coming out Monday Morning. Comment and tell me if you like it or didnt like it. And tell me what I should do differently next book. Thanks!

-Kyle Cease