Hey, I know! It’s amazing, I’ve been gone for a few weeks and Fere wont stop crying! what have I been doing? That’s top secret until Dick Cheney is dead [sorry 30 Rock, but i had to steal your joke ]. The real question is when will I be 100% back? i am hoping in the next week sometime I will be getting back on chats alot. I should be back on my regular routine before Halloween.

Still wondering what I’ve been doing? well I can tell you a few things. I did an intense study on Chuck Norris and determined that when he does a pushup he doesn’t go up, the world goes down. According to facebook my sister is my best friend and my mom is my drinking buddy, which is really stupid because I actually have my own friends addec on facebook. So basically I determined that the friendbot app is retarded. Finally my Bday is coming up on November 8th and my parents decided that my $80 tennis racquet is my birthday present… Goodbye awesome guitar that I would pay for half of.

I’ll see you all soon, and if you see Dick Cheney, don’t tell him I posted this.