Osprey Edit: I’m leaving in a few minutes for a day and a half long train ride to Colorado. I have to go help my mom deal with stuff in my grandparents old house. I think I’ll be back the Friday after this Friday.

The dreaded idea: a plague of medieval proportions hitting the United States today. To make a long story short, all hell would break loose. Things would resemble some similarities to post-plague Europe, in that there would be a ton of land, and nobody to own it. There would be some huge differences though.

Thanks  to air travel, it would surely spread even faster than the plague of Europe. However, this could be prevented, as in this day and age we don’t fear medicine. We quarantine the infected, and immediately try to find a cure. But let’s say that hypothetically, we didn’t contain it, or we couldn’t contain it. If up to fifty percent of the population died, we would be in serious trouble.  Crime rates, post-plague would probably go down, though. This is a difficult and touchy subject, because there’s a fine line between saying “a lower population could aid our country in some ways,” and saying  “Let’s go kill the people, for the people.” It would be an absolute tragedy, at the risk of sounding like I have dissociative identity disorder. From this point on, I’ll do my best to point  all the bad things about this.

He supports genocide, and hes' one of the GOOD guys.

Our nation’s military would statistically have to lose members, which would leave us more vulnerable to enemy attack. Our nation’s work force would also statistically be lowered, which again is not a good thing. With the population of the United States being over three-hundred-million, an epidemic such as this could very well mean that up to one-hundred-and-fifty-million people could die! We wouldn’t have enough time to cremate a body before another dropped dead! If movies like “Doomsday” and “28 Days Later” have shown us anything, it’s that large urban centers with many people living close together are perfect places for outbreaks to start and spread. And back in the middle ages, the urban centers weren’t anything like today’s urban centers. Sure we’re cleaner (a lot cleaner), and have the medical advancements, but should an epidemic like this happen anyway, several hundred people could become infected simultaneously because one inconsiderate person didn’t  cover their mouth when they coughed.

"Sorry, I thought I could breathe fire and I wanted to test it out."

I don’t think… At least I don’t hope that there isn’t an extremist movement like their was in the Medieval times. The funny thing about human nature is that we’re always trying to pass the blame. There WILL be people that blame God… or a god. Like the woman in “The Mist”, or that crazy man in the video-game “Deadrising”, who blamed the zombie apocalypse on mankind’s sins (although based on the story of that particular game, he wasn’t too far off… but I digress). But I have enough faith in humanity to assume that the people won’t begin inflicting pain upon themselves to appease God.

Sacrifice yourselves! It's the only way to survive!

I would like to think that on average, the people know enough about how diseases work, that they’d be careful. The Media will probably aid in giving people health tips… if not too excessively. Today people do individual research on diseases, and know enough about the human body to keep themselves from dying of the common cold. And we certainly aren’t going to deprive ourselves of white blood cells to help get the sickness out of the body. An outbreak of a plague-like disease today would probably NOT be as bad as it was in the middle ages, honestly.

Or... maybe there never was a "plague".

Culturally, it would definitely up the awareness on staying healthy. It’ll be a good kick in the pants for people who don’t regularly wash their hands, and whatnot. Lot’s of companies will probably end up shutting down. Whether it’s because your entire work-staff died, or because your customers fell ill to the dreaded disease. With companies shutting down, are economy will be in bad shape. But humanity will survive, as it always has. Eventually a resistance to the virus will be built up, and order will be relatively restored… even if it does come from some kind of tyrannical corporation selling safety in a giant aristocratic tower-city (Land of the Dead style).

And I apologize for brushing against the subject of Hollywood Zombies so much; the similarities just strike me as remarkable. And being a Zombie-maniac, I can’t got more than a few days without bringing them into conversation.

-KC Phillips

SAINTS WIN THE SUPERBOWL! YAY!!!!! =D!!!!!!

Either I’ve gotten smarter or you’ve become dumber commando[You've gotten dumber, that's why you think you've gotten smarter.]. Just after reading the first part of your post I found an amazing amount of holes in your argument.

“Why are you trying so hard to make us die then?”
..You guys joined[made, atleast the original we made] the alliance to take down Acp and continued staying in the alliance. Acp merely defended itself against the alliance. You took the first step and RPF has said many times that the purpose of the alliance/war is to destroy Acp so a new army can become number 1[No, I think he was refering to the mild bashing on the ACP site and the high bashing on Xat chats. More or less he phrased it wrong.].

“Our enemy continues to fight us unfairly, they insult us with out reason. They invade our servers with out us knowing it.”
…Omega started to make hate comments which prompted ACP to start responding[I started first, why does no one remember me?]. YOU would have to be blind to not know that. Also ACP posted the invasions at least 24 hours in advance and did not try to hide the invasion at all[He was refering to the LOEG, again?]. If you can not have the energy to check another site’s posts during wartime then it is your own fault for being a bad leader and for stupid[Mashing the F5 button?].

“One of the facts that bugs me the most is that they don’t even have reason for why they are against us. They even do have a reason yet they don’t use the proper one.”
…First of all these sentences contradict each other[He's saying the different sides in RPF. One thinks it's just to bash us but your not paying attention to how we're responding and throwing the exact same thing at us and that you don't have one at all.]. Secondly…Acp is against you guys because you want to destroy Acp and you invaded Acp’s servers along with the other armies in the alliance[No, he means polically, not militaristicly. Like why you bash our legends with stuiped arguements, like fake ages?]. Now you are the only army left fighting[Nachos, WW, UPA...], even Uma has stopped[UMA is crazy, your arguement is invalid.].  And if you know the “real” reason then why don’t you tell everyone what it is[Why would we help you stand against us politcaly? Well, we could give you a flawed arguement and know the loopholes in it.]?

“He then went on to say we have a picture about IW saying “the bots are leaving”.”
…This is also how I interpreted it and everyone else should have. The person noticed the bots leaving and commented on it[You didn't even put context, you just said that he had a pic of someone saying the bots are leaving.]. That is in no way evidence of IW using bots. You can’t say that since IW has used bots in the past for recruiting that they are the ones who used them in this battle. The collective might have brought those bots, you never know.

“Whatever you said about kitty not being in RPF”
…When someone asked why Kitty was an owner, Sergie answered with “Kitty is an owner because she makes bots.” Bots are against the bill that all armies including RPF signed[Okey, SERGIE answered Kitty makes bots? 1) Sergie rage quit RPF, at pretty much the same time. He hated RPF for not voting for him. 2) Kitty doesn't make bots, I made sure he wasn't making bots, and he's owner because he does shit that keeps out chat cool-ish? idk, why is he owner?] . This bill was made by Person, not Acp. This means that during that time that Kitty was an owner Rpf was breaking the bill. The bill says that anyone using bots is to be fired and banned on chats. Instead a main owner in RPF made her an owner. [USING bots. But we weren't, infact even if you believe Sergie he only said that Kitty knew HOW to make bots, which almost every army has someone that knows how to.]

I got bored by this point and stopped reading the rest[Lazy]

~Shaboomboom~

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Miscellaneous Edit to Tomb: The reason both your post and our edit about emails to CP were removed was because this is getting way to political.  We’re not even actually fighting anymore, we’re basically trying to fight each other through emails to CP, which frankly, is really stupid, pointless, and not fun for anyone.  Don’t go and make a new email post, one, it will just get CP extremely annoyed at CP armies in general (no one likes mass emails), and two, did you read Meadow’s post? [Meh, I'll just post this up here because it was around, idk how to really critisize ACP for knowing that Tomb was a dumbass.]

I am done with this political post war. You have something to say? Take it to CP.

If you have something to say, get on CP and make your statement in a battle[50 vs. 15. lolwut?].  That’s the way things used to be in armies[They also used to be ballanced and we had legends that KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING.].  Enough with the emails and posts (from both sides).  Armies as a whole have fallen so far from what they once were[You already said that, not just in this post, but like, every month you have one that's like a page long about it.], and we are in this terrible trend of doing everything we can to harm an army without even fighting them on CP[You have a better plan to have RPF win against ACP?].  I would have thought after[After? It still goes on. Unless your talking about some other war idc about.] the RPF war people would have realized that.  We fight with our soldiers, not with our words[If that was quoted you'd almost sound like an anti-free speech person, if only you'd phrased it as being towards people protesting for free speech.].

All their posts are still up, including the pedophile warning post. – I agree, these posts should be removed as well[Meh, what if it's true though? O_O].

Yesterday the Nacho leadership did thee[*the] most classless, tasteless, crude, hurtful and harmful thing[My eyes are just glasing over it by now.] I have ever witnessed as a member or soldier in CP armies. They posted on their site that an ACP Lt. General/Mod is in fact a registered Pedophile[ZOMG HE IS?!?!?!], and warned everyone to beware. This was not enough for the Nacho leadership, knowing our chat was full, knowing they could not beat us, Ad’s, the supreme Nacho leader, who was afforded modship on ACP chat, came on to the ACP with no owner present, of course he waited till then, and guest banned every member on chat, then took his troops to invade Snowfort[Yay?].

I, Dryvit, went to talk to Tomb, who was the only owner on at the time, and his reply was “Lulwut” “Bring it on”.  This is his reply to asking politely[lolwut?] that the pedophile post be removed. Now, ACP will not stoop[*will stoop  (fix'd)] as low as the Nachos did by posting such barbaric, incendiary blatant lies[Again, what if it's true? O_O] about any soldier. So I hit them where it hurts, in their recruiting efforts[Oh please.]. I saw where they have a letter writing campaign in effect to try to force Club Penguin into bringing back the Fiesta[Fiesta is fun, mah allies grow.], which every army knows in inherently unfair to all but the Nachos[No, it's unfair to you, not EVERYONE, just you.]. So I posted that ACP should request instead of a party to benefit just one small group on CP, have an Earth Day celebration that ALL members of CP could enjoy[LOLWUT? You mean, you posted something for ACP to grow from, as in, your trying to give ACP TWO pro-ACP parties?! RPF DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE! Were the hell is RPF day?]. That post was removed at the request of Meadow Sue [Edit: she also removed the Nachos similar post about asking for a Fiesta[-.-]], but the offending pedophile post remains for all to see. Makes sense to me. Now the Nachos are complaining that we went too far[YOU DID!]. I think they have it absolutely backwards[Oh, DRY thinks that Nachos shouldn't be given a supportment party but ACP should have TWO? And you think calling some random member that the Nachos have hated for all eternity was suprising, your trying to screw up the Nachos forever for your own greed.]. What do you think soldiers of ACP[I think they're stuiped for keeping you in power.]?  Was the Nacho empire correct in their post[Ya, probably.], banning and invading[You probably would've done the same. =/ Eat or be eaten at this point.]? Was the ACP post too much[Yes.]? Should it have been removed while the Nacho post still stands for all to see[Yes, one member you could care less about(you wouldn't care if he quit in reality, you never do with your members) is not worth you getting twice as much support, as, well, you'd basiclly be the only one getting support.]? Lets hear your opinions[You suck.]. What should our next action be? War[YOUR AT WAR! This is the fifth battle. -.-]? Put the post back up[Which one? I'm confused.]? Apologize[Yes, and then support an RPF day.]? Now is your chance to be heard[I'm IP banned, mainly for thinking.].

Dryvit.

Saint’s Edit: I, for one, will not tolerate such behavior[Yes, Dry must be removed for trying to do this.]. These actions Nachos have been doing (discrediting both email actions by us two armies[What?]) are acts of war[They're at war. It would be like Iraq bombing a U.S. Army base and you saying, "ZOMG WE'RE AT WAR WITH IRAQ NOW!".]. If war is what they want, I say BRING IT ON[I believe that was also the last words of UMA before they went to war with RPF/ACP in WWIII and were enevidably crushed. Atleast according ACP's verision of history.].

That is all[And then you act like it's a briefing on what's for lunch. -.-].

Well, I wasn’t going to actually post this because I already went over it about 5 times but I got asked to by RPF chat so meh.

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To: The soldiers and citizens of the Army Of Club Penguin. [And me, because I read it.] 

From: Iasgae 56, ACP 2nd in Command [ACP propagandist to boot]  

RE: Freedom of Speech?: 

Well it has been practice in recent[week ago] times to hammer ACP for its apparent prevention of Freedom of Speech. It is everywhere you look[You mentioned 2 sites, I wouldn't count Nachos and RPF as everywhere, although I'm glad that people consider RPF that big of an influence.]. 

Nachos Site: 

Pie almost certainly insinuating us. [No, they were insulting Jim's army.] 

RPF are big supporters of it, I found the term “freedom of Speech” 20+ times on the second pages[Again, not recent if it's on the 2nd page.] of posts on the RPF site, all of them referring to ACP[And RPF, saying we have it and ACP doesn't.]. Here’s just one: From THIS post. 

RPF also accusing our supresion of Freedom of Speech. [Yay, you used my work. =D To bad you didn't notice it until now. I feel like that person that wrote Moby Dick.]   

But here is the question, are we really suppressing freedom of Speech? [Yes] 

Well, here are some common examples of what enemy soldiers say when they come to our chat, and then complain we are suppressing freedom of speech:
“ACP IS AN ARMY OF NOOBS!” 

“ACP HAS NO TACTICS!” 

“ACP leaders are pathetic” 

Every single one of these things is going to start a fight.[Yes, between the sane and the zombies.] Yes? [Ya, that's what I said, yes.] 

Well, that is clearly the result that will come from making these detrimental comments. A lot of fighting. [Meh, but think about it, then people will learn that not EVERYONE is listening to only you.] 

(Click to see better) : 

This shows that even in America, the land that most of our accusers live, is not completely open to Freedom of Speech. [That's wikipedia, not the Constitution. The Constitution says I can say whatever I want as long as it's not a threat and you can piss off if you think it's against the law.] 

You see, there is a rather obvious limitation to Freedom of Speech. As the picture says “the right is commonly subject to limitations, such as on “hate speech”. It is this hate speech which is what our accusers usually throw at us on our chat, and results in them getting banned. [What's the problem with that? You define hate speech as anything against ACP.] 

(Again, click to see better) : 

This is the definition of “Hate Speech” and the limitations of Freedom of Speech. [We can't lie? But we're not lying. And can't riot? Really? That's physically trying to force Free Speech. All we're doing is bashing you repetivly with words.] 

As you can see, making these statements on ACP chat is going to start a riot/argument[Arguements arn't riots, and most of the ACP will say RPF hates Europes and cusses a lot, then ban us, or flame us for something not true(AGAINST THE RULES).], and you have to know that when making such statements. As I have said before, this is a rather obvious limitation[Okey, we can't say anything because you'll start a flame war? Really most of the members don't respond, only the owners.], and it is one that we impose on ACP chat. So please, other armies, when you are making your accusations please bear this in mind as it is the reasoning for getting banned, nothing to do with suppressing freedom of speech. Mkay? 

~Iaѕgaє5б||a¢ρ 2ι¢ 

Nono: Just to add to this, here is the bill (which I proposed and had passed last summer[Sure havn't been following it.]) upon which our freedom of speech is based. It is not limiting whatsoever. This is our standard, and anyone who breaks it does not reflect the views of ACP[Your basiclly saying, that anyone against ACP doesn't reflect the views of ACP? No duh.]: 

The Free Speech Bill

1. No type of punishment shall be administered for criticism, unless the criticism includes offensive language or sexist, racist, or ethnicist content or is a spam message[I think you'll just say it's offensive to say ACP's leaders need to not kick everyone for invalid resons.].
2. The “no being ’smart’ to the mods” rule will be removed from the chat rules[That makes sense.]. However, if this “smartness” is displayed arbitrarily to just infuriate the mod["It makes me mad to have you live, your now banned forever from ACP chat until you comit suicide." There's no real base for that, you can basiclly say anything is arbitary by starting a topic about burritos while they're talking about something else.], this falls under the catagory of spam and will be punished as such[As, whatever the mod/owner can do.].
3. This bill applies to both owners and mods.
4. Any violations of this bill can be reported to an owner (unless an owner committed the violation, in which case they shall be reported to a main owner, or a main owner committed this violation, in which case the senate will decide on their punishment through a vote) for punishment to be administered. [Hmmm, so your going to ban a main owner? Really? Did  you somehow think that would work? You can't punish the actual punishment for spam to a main owner.]

 

Greetings RPF Soldiers

We’ve waisted enough time. It’s time for the elections. For those who wanted me to run, I am confident that whoever the new leader is he will do a fine job as long as he sticks to coalition leadership styles that seem to work very well for RPF

1. Ashes1267
2. Justinbronze
3. Nielsenkc
4. Rapidy
5. Sergie717
6. Snowbomb545
7. Spongebob007
8. Spongie555
9. TyloV5
10. Zipper1009
11. Ziehen

Voting will end in a few days. Vote by comment.

J walking all over the street and their’s nothing you can do about it! Suck it Alpine County police Department – Osprey037

Ok

I just read a post by Dry on the ACP site. It got me thinking. ACP isn’t all wrong, nor is RPF. I know some of you don’t want to hear this but CPC has the right to invade us whenever they want. Just like we have the right to invade anyone at 2:00 AM if we wanted to. Can ACP and RPF no longer act like human beings while they’re at war. ACP is caught up in illusions that we retreated from their servers but were also caught up in illusions fairness.

ACP is right in way. The stereotypical RPF soldier is someone who loves a rule when it allows them to have an advantage and hates it when it gives them a disadvantage. True fairness is accomplished only if both sides are completely honest and aren’t hypocritical, and fair is something RPF and ACP haven’t been.

The current rules for CP armies aren’t fair, that’s true. Does that make it fair for us to only care about them when they help us? I’m not talking about loopholes, loopholes aren’t just for RPF anyone can use them. The thing is illegal allies may have been used on hibernate. I don’t know because I was leading troops onto ice breaker, klondike, and marshmallow. There is however no doubt of illegal allies at the CPC invasion. The difference between UPA soldiers who are in RPF being at our invasion and ACP soldiers who are in CPC being at their invasion is that UPA doesn’t have a post on their site telling their soldiers to come to our invasion. Neither side is some sort of non lying saint, and I don’t want to make this post against ACP but their website has alot more mooshy facts then ours.

The thing about me is I’m a fact guy. If the facts say RPF lost then I will admit defeat. I am not sure about hibernate, but I am sure we won on the other three servers because we didn’t use any allies, I know that 100%, and we met no resistance.

I am making this post because I can. I no longer have to worry about staying popular so that I can win an election. I can be the bad guy. When an army can realize it’s just a game and admit defeat I’ll be happy. But if the army that truly won admits defeat then CP warfare itself will be pointless. The loser of the battle itself, allies or no allies is ACP. I’m not going to argue about that, but when ACP wants to admit that then we can truly talk about the ally situation.

My final rant is about ACP. More in particular, Dry. people have said many things about ACP and Dry, and Saint. Some people in RPF have said some stupid things. To suggest though that all RPF soldiers are bigots and hate Europeans is out of line though. I know the boundary, I care not much about CP armies. Meaning that at the end of the day I truly don’t give a sh*t, but while I am online I do care. To be clearer I can completely live without this place but as long as it’s around I might as well help out. Because of that I know when insulting someone who did something bad to you on a game becomes too much. To say all RPF soldiers consider themselves better then RPF Europeans is too much, just as it is untrue.

Finally it becomes hypocritical to say we don’t care about Europeans because we complained about an invasion that we couldn’t go to because we were all in school. Yet by not scheduling an invasion that is both European friendly and American friendly (to some extent) perhaps at 12:00 PM pacific time makes ACP seem just a little bit like they’re cowards and hypocrites. I am in no way suggesting that ACP’s European soldiers hate Americans, I’m just saying ACP should not be accusing RPF american soldiers of hating Europeans. Also RPF does have European troops. Incase ACP has forgotten our former leader and still active member Ziehen is from Germany. My cocncluding point is that it is just a game and neither RPF nor ACP is entirely right in their arguments nor entirely wrong.

- Osprey037, in the words of Wii Mountain, “play the game right”

A court in Chicago decided that “Dungeons and Dragons” is not allowed to be played in a Wisconsin prison. Apparently, the reasoning behind this desicion is that the formation of a “Dungeons and Dragons” party is considered to be dangerous as it leads to gang-behavior.  “Dungeons and Dragons” is, in case you don’t know, a role-playing game inw hich a group of people are guided by a leader called a Dungeon Master, throughout a world of magic and treasure. The “Dungeon Master,” or DM makes the decisions of the game, and decides what does and does occur. He reads the rules and whatnot. This has possibility to lead to gang activity, according to the courts, and as a result has been outlawed from the Waupun Correction Institution in Wisconsin.

The New Face of Violence

Personally, I feel this is absolutely outrageous. Firstly, are the types of people sitting around playing “Dungeons and Dragons” really going to be the people that start prison riots? Honestly, I know that you shouldn’t be labeling people like that, but I can’t see it happening.

This is totally better than girls!

 Now that fact aside, if anything Dungeons and Dragons is a team building excersize, rather than a gang-building excersize. Here is an excerpt from the court’s decision:

“He explained that the policy [of banning D&D] was intended to promote prison security because cooperative games can mimic the organization of gangs and lead to the actual development thereof.”

By the logic used here,  you could say that basically anything social has a possibility to lead to gang activities. For example: a highschool football team, trying at victory, with a coach instructing them. If anything, weight training has a higher chance at leading to gang activity. It’d be a lot easier to stop a gang of pale and frail “Dungeons and Dragons” players, than it would be to stop a pack of giant, buff, Gears-of-War-2 style, monster men.

"Welcome to Prison"

- KC Phillips

Greetings RPF Soldiers

First off if you haven’t done so yet scroll down and read my edit to Commando’s post. This post wont make much sense if you don’t.

The only sketchy part of my edit was the part about RPF using allies. It was just words unless I can prove the soldiers wearing orange are in RPF. I found three soldiers from WW who were at the battle. All three are accounted for on RPF ranks. Anyone else wearing orange was not part of RPF or any other army. Both of the UPA soldiers present at the battle are in RPF also.

Then there is the CPC invasion. Sadly for our enemies ACP made that invasion invalid by telling all of their soldiers to come to CPC’s invasion. If you ask me that is the definition of illegal allied involvement in CP armies. Good job ACP.

As for UMA’s invasion I want to be clear. I am not making fake evidence, I looked into the situation and I found something that didn’t add up. If UMA could explain everything I posted lastnight and the fact that their pics of the invasion are from over an hour after their invasion was supposed to start then I will accept the fact that they took three servers from us. Until then  we’ve got issues.

Finally there is UMA’s invasion of Sub Zero. Yesterday I gave sub zero to the real IW, not the one led by the tyrant Icey. We will still be helping them defend it, and I hope that our allies will also copy the folllowing information and post it on their sites.

Server: Sub Zero

Date: Saturday January 30th, 2010

Times: 3 EST    2CST   1MST     12PST    8UK (Uk friendly ) (all PM)

Why: To stop UMA from taking it.

Room to start: Patrol all rooms.

Chat: xat.com/UPA

No Strings Attached – Osprey037, RPF sorta leader person holy man

Commando Edit: RPF AND ALLIANCE VICTORY!

Edit:

What?: Invasion

When?: Monday, January 25, 2010 at 5:00 PST, 6:00 MST, 7:00 CST, and 8:00 EST

Where?: The entire DRACP; Starting at either Klondike or Snow Fort

Who Can Come?: The entire Rebel Penguin Federation

Greetings RPF Soldiers

There are two things I want to bring back to RPF. The first is weekly or semi-weekly rank updates. If there is one thing I learned from my time as leader it is that new members dont really think they’re in the army until they are on the ranks. The second thing is RPF points, but I want to do it so that everyone doesn’t get bored with it and it isn’t a pain to keep up.

My long term project is branches. The simple logic behind branches is if four branches are bettering themselves to be the best branche then that benefits the entire army.

I Endorse UPA

As I’m sure you know IW has a rebellion going. It is called UPA and it is going to truly be the next great rebellion, the greatest since we rebelled against UMA in 2007! Being a former mod rank in IW I joined UPA where I am now second in command. I ask everyone to support UPA by joining them. IW is the enemy ACP can wait.

I’m not after fame or fortune, I’m after you – Osprey037, RPF sorta leader person guy

Greetings RPF Soldiers

Hey. you know who this is. I hope, it’s Osprey037, yeah the guy who used to be leader. First I want to remind you about the leadership system there is one leader (who ever wins the election). But there are also two key guys who are sorta leaders also. One of them helps with day to day army stud (rank updates, making sure there are posts and so on), that’d be me. The other focus’s on big picture stuff like destroying IW, the Ice Wimps (and yes I just came up with that 12 seconds ago, please someone think of something better), that dude is Commando. But really these guys can help out with anything. In this way we are creating a strong coalition leadership style. But again whoever wins the election (probably Omega) will be the main leader.

I also want to talk about my old department that I started way back in 2008, the Foreign Affairs Department (FAD for short). Earlier there was a long debate about whether the department helps or hurts RPF. I am pleading the case that it helps RPF with the following points.

1. The FAD is used to save RPF from being destroyed when we are in a war that we certainly cannot win. Some say that losing servers doesn’t matter, but when RPF lost tuxedo back in August that single event caused many soldiers to quit. The loss of two more servers caused Sergie and Ziehen to start a rebellion that nearly killed RPF.

Example: In 2008 RPF was at war with ACP, Nachos, and a few other armies. After losing horribly in a battle the FAD helped negotiate a way out of the war, giving ACP several servers. If that hadn’t happened ACP and Nachos would have no doubt invaded and taken control of most of or our entire nation.

2. The FAD is used to give excess servers to our allies but more importantly neutral armies that way we can establish friendly relations and then they could side with us when we do something awesome like destroy IW.

3. The FAD is used to gather allies when world war breaks out. We also try to gather allies when we are in a war we are losing, if this can’t be done then we negotiate (see point 1). We also gather allies when we want to completely destroy another army.

Example: Late 2008, RPF is once again trying to take down ACP. The FAD played a key roll in gathering all sorts of armies such as WW, Nachos, IW, and several others to our side.

4. The FAD is also used to negotiate with armies that we are showing mercy to. Disclaimer: the FAD does not decide if we are showing an army mercy, RPF does, we just take a bunch of servers from the army and give most of them (if not all, it depends if we need servers, we usually dont) to our allies or other armies (see point 2).

That’s all. Sorry I don’t have examples for two of the points. But he have done those things before, I just figures no one cared about how we gave servers to ST or WW. As far as the other point, I know we’ve done that before because I remember having a bunch of servers from some army but I don’t remember many details. Usually we just invade the crap out of armies and show no mercy though.

Also incase this all sounds like hard work, don’t worry, I usually do it all with help from one or two different soldiers. So do you think we should keep this department or shut it down. You are RPF I’m just a random guy in it, you decide!

- Osprey037, RPF Ownage Time 2010, Let’s Nuke IW!

Commando Edit: Just considering whats happening right now, I don’t believe FAD will be needed any time soon, yet I approve of it. Most things around here now happen behind the scenes.

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TRANSMISSION 1631-O39

Encryption Code: Yellow

Public Key: file /india-romeo/

From: Omega39 of the Rebel Penguin Federation

To: RPF soldiers

Subject: INVASION RESCHEDULED

Classification: Declassified (C717 Directive)

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Today’s invasion on the DRACP will be rescheduled, due to the bot problem with the Collective.  Motor20 has agreed to the new times below:

The new invasion will be:

What?: Invasion

When?: Monday, January 25, 2010 at 5:00 PST, 6:00 MST, 7:00 CST, and 8:00 EST

Where?: The entire DRACP; Starting at either Klondike or Snow Fort

Who Can Come?: The entire Rebel Penguin Federation

Hope you can all make it!

Ω

P.S. Read COmmando717’s post below!

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United Free Servers of Club Penguin (UFSCP) ALPHA PRIORITY

TRANSMISSION 1629-O39

Encryption Code: Green

Public Key: file /sierra-tree-oscar-tango-echo/

From: Omega39 of the Rebel Penguin Federation

To: RPF soldiers

Subject: STAGE 3 OF THE ELECTIONS

Classification: Declassified (O39 Directive)

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This is it.  This is the final stage of the elections.  Below are the candidates you can vote for:

1. Ashes1267
2. Fiasco121
3. Justinbronze
4. Nielsenkc
5. Omega39
6. Rapidy
7. Sergie717
8. Snowbomb545
9. Spongebob007
10. Spongie555
11. TyloV5
12. Zipper1009

Leave a comment on this post saying who you want to vote for in this format:

1. Candidate you want to vote for

2. Your username and RPF rank

The winning candidate of the election will be posted some time late Tuesday.

Good luck people! May the best man win!

Remember:

What?: Invasion

When?: Saturday, January 23, 2010 at 3:00 PST, 4:00 MST, 5:00 CST, and 6:00 EST

Where?: The entire DRACP; Starting at either Klondike or Snow Fort

Who Can Come?: The entire Rebel Penguin Federation

Ω

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United Free Servers of Club Penguin (UFSCP) ALPHA PRIORITY

TRANSMISSION 1628-O39

Encryption Code: Red

Public Key: file /romeo-oscar-lima-india-november-india-echo/

From: Omega39 of the Rebel Penguin Federation

To: The Alliance and RPF soldiers

Subject: RE: OPERATION “LOOPHOLE” IS NOW IN EFFECT!

Classification: Declassified (O39 Directive)

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Below is a post from the ACP site.  All credit goes to Dryvit:

Part I: Divotoo is the commander of a small army named Club Penguin Commandos. His army owns, and partially owns 5 servers.

Part II: This army is about to become epic. Due to RPF’s “loophole” preventing ACP from declaring war on RPF until their elections are complete, Club Penguin Commandos have stepped up to the plate. At this time Club Penguin Commandos are recruiting for the sole purpose of declaring war on RPF. 

Part III: Being this is a small army, RPF should have no trouble accepting the no allies rule. ANY and ALL ACP soldier who wishes to join, please go here and just comment. The uniform is exactly like the ACP uniform, cool huh? Div has decided to make Saint and Doc Nono the leaders of his army and the 2ic and 3ic from ACP shall be the 2ic and 3ic of Club Penguin Commandos. Infact , if you join now, your rank from ACP will be your rank in Club Penguin Commandos. Except all Corporals will be sergeants. This army and recruiting effort is for the claiming of RPF servers after a declaration of war. Lets show RPF what a real loophole looks like!! Comment you will join !!!

Dryvit had found a loophole in our deal between ACP and RPF.  ACP can legally step out of the agreement by using another army with ACP troops in it; however, by doing this, they break a few rules by doing this.  Okay, let’s begin.

Part I: Remember how I wrote how Divodoo did break a law, when ACP claimed that he didn’t?  Well, he will do it. AGAIN.  Alright, basically, ACP will be using the Club Penguin Commandos (a rip-off from Commando717’s name) in order to defend their servers and invade ours.  They can legally do this from the deal made between Saint1119 and Justinbronze; however, they break some other rules by doing it. 

First off, Club Penguin Commandos (CPC) claim to have 5 servers.  Here they are:

Mammoth does not count, as the CPC marked it as neutral according and followed the Mammoth Possession Law. 

But notice their servers:

1. Alaska (Capitol)
2. Iceland
3. Southern Lights
4. Brumby
5. Grizzly

The ones that are bolded are not from the DRACP.  ACP had lended one of their servers, Brumby.  Alaska is not claimed. Iceland, Southern Lights, and Grizzly belong to different armies.

Alaska belongs to nobody.  CPC have the right to have it.

Iceland belongs to IW:

Southern Lights belongs to SF and the Bacons:

Grizzly belongs to UMA:

Now please take the time of reading the four clauses in the Small Army Law:

Clause 1

*Once in effect, this bill shall prevent all armies, agencies, and any other militant groups, from invading or declaring war on another army or militant group, unless the invading army owns at least two servers of their own.  If such a group does invade or declare war on another army or militant group, their action shall be discredited by the armies represented in The Club Penguin Army Council and their fellow armies alike.  Any army or militant group owning at least two servers is exempt from this restriction and may invade wherever they choose.

Clause 2

If an army or militant group owning at least two servers has all of their servers legitimately conquered by the opposing army or militant group, they must either surrender to the opposing army or militant group, or they shall be required to either re-invade one of their servers which was taken from them, or to claim an unoccupied server through a legitimate invasion, in order for the war to continue.

Clause 3

**Any army or militant group which does not own any servers is free to invade a server for their own nation, provided that the server is not already owned by another army or militant group (see Clause 1), and that the army or militant group carries out a legitimate invasion (see Clause 4).

Clause 4

***Legitimate invasions shall be defined as: an invasion of an occupied server, provided that the invading army already has servers of their own (see Clause 1), and the information about the invasion is posted publicly on the army or militant group’s blog 24 hours prior to the invasion; or an invasion of an unoccupied server, provided that the information about the invasion is posted publicly on the army of miltant group’s blog 24 hours prior to the invasion.

*Okay, first of all CPC broke the first clause.  They must have two servers in order to invade.  ACP provided them Brumby, but how did they get Alaska, Grizzly, Southern Lights, and Iceland?  There is not one post on the CPC site about them invading Alaska, Grizzly, Southern Lights, and Iceland.  Let alone, the CPC is really a news site that was quickly organized into an army. 

**They really didn’t have any servers, yet they invaded ones that were already claimed.  They basically added a UMA, IW, and the SF/Bacons.  Their invasions on these servers weren’t legitimate.

***As stated above, all of those servers were not legitimate reasons to invade: They did invade an occupied server; however, they broke Clause 3, they didn’t even have servers of their own because they just adopted them all in just minutes, and they made no posts concerning those invasions in a 34 hour notice; heck, they didn’t even mention one at all!

Yes Dryvit, you found a loophole in the deal, but by doing so, you broke THREE out of the FOUR clauses in the Small Army Law.  You broke 75% of the whole law.  That has got to be a new record. 

Part II: If you think about it, CPC is just another SSACP/LOEG.  They ARE ACP, but just under a different name.  They are technically a huge branch of ACP, but not a tree.  They all have 100% ACP soldiers, they have the ACP uniform, they all are for the same purpose as ACP, etc.  They are basically like SSACP/LOEG.  I further explain how this makes entirely no sense at http://rebelfederation.com/2010/01/09/re-defense-of-mittens/.

One thing to add, I find it hilariously funny that you named your “army” after one of your greatest enemies: Commando717.

Part III: Wait, what no allies rule?  We honestly have the right to bring the Alliance if we want.  Stop making up rules!  There is no document that says that!  Again, read http://rebelfederation.com/2010/01/09/re-defense-of-mittens/.  it will explain how Part III of Dryvit’s post makes no sense at all.

Yes, ACP found a loophole, but by doing so, they broke THREE out of the FOUR clauses from the Small Army Law.

Remember:

What?: Invasion

When?: Saturday, January 23, 2010 at 3:00 PST, 4:00 MST, 5:00 CST, and 6:00 EST

Where?: The entire DRACP; Starting at either Klondike or Snow Fort

Who Can Come?: The entire Rebel Penguin Federation

We shall invade the DRACP today.  ACP, I mean “CPC,” will have to defend themselves.  If CPC wants to invade the UFSCP, they cannot be doing it during our invasion on their servers because we were not notified of their invasion during ours.  So, CPC must defend the DRACP. 

“The mind beats the blade… and ACP is still trying to figure out how to use it.” – Omega39

Ω

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United Free Servers of Club Penguin (UFSCP) ALPHA PRIORITY

TRANSMISSION 1627-O39

Encryption Code: Red

Public Key: file /romeo-romeo-delta-oscar-whiskey/

From: Omega39 of the Rebel Penguin Federation

To: RPF soldiers

Subject: RE RE: DECLARATION OF WAR

Classification: Declassified (O39 Directive)

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Below is quoted from the ACP site:

Part I: From the UMA web site: RPF looks desperate, and they wanted to hack ACP? They lose to IW and now want to hack us…

1. uma u gotta help rpf the war happend yesterday at night we were gonna invade the iw capital rpf and nachos went to sub zero and we the rebellion went husky but nachos didnt make and rpf had very little men and the rebellion gave up man listen we need more help rpf was fighting by them selfs rpf wants u be to be there allies and so does rebellion

   Reply
2. 

   monster47345, on January 22nd, 2010 at 1:30 pm Said:

   Hawk y not first there was only 1 RPF and RPF is mad at him beauce RPF wanted to hack ACP

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3. 

   ₦ιǥнтмคяє, on January 22nd, 2010 at 4:02 pm Said:

   Uhm Hawk wtf is this little post?

I apologize in advance for any spelling or formatting issues; this post was made from my iPod.

Part II: Omega has responded to my post already. He accuses US, of all people, of going back on our agreement. This is the cheating and conniving part. RPF promised to stop attacking IW “right now”, a term that can be interpreted one of two ways: immediately or for the time being. Saint assumed they meant “immediately” and agreed. Now, as Justin himself admits that he worded it that way so we would misconstrue it, it is apparent that they intended to only stop the fighting that was going on at the time, this being the invasion of Sub Zero. So, they cheated and connived their way through this technicality in a clear breach of our interpretation of the contract. Part III: This grants us the legal grounds to withdraw from said agreement.
Part IV: As for his other accusations, they are irrelevant. He accuses us of invading Hibernate without a post when, in fact, the post was up for 2 days! Hello! Check our site before you talk about it!
Part V: He also blames us for offenses by the SSACP and LOEG, both of which are independent but led by ACP soldiers. These are NOT incorporated into ACP. Part VI: He then has the audacity to accuse us of hyppocracy, which he can’t even spell, much less cast the first stone over.
Part VII: They accuse us of suppressing freedom of speech, which we all know is a lie. Omega, guess why you’re banned… You’re an enemy leader bent on destroying us!
Part VIII: And to top it off, what else but an invasion? They think that because of the flawed ceasefire, they can attack us and if we resist, that makes us hyppocrites. I ask you, is it wrong to defend ourselves? No? Good, because that’s what we’re doing.

~~~~~~~~~~

Defense of the DRACP

Where: The entire DRACP

When: Saturday, January 23

Time: 3 PM PST, 4 PM MST, 5 PM CST, 6 PM EST

~~~~~~~~~~

Be there. I may not make it, but promotions could ride on this day.

Part IX: I, Dr Nono Jr, declare war on the RPF. Be warned, RPF, for your days are numbered.

FALLEN IS BABYLON.

-!!-

Part I: Okay the first bolded sentence is bogus.  Why would we hack ACP?  ACP doesn’t even know what “hacking” even means.  So, Dr. Dictionary.com, please define what “hacking” means:

ACP believes that hacking is deleting a site or taking control of an Xat Chat.  Hacking actually means modifying (making better) a computer program skillfully.  WordPress is an open source blog publishing application.  Xat is chat-based social networking site.  Both of those do not fall under the category of “computer programs.”  Computer programs are found on the operating system, like Command Prompt, Paint, PowerPoint, Excel, etc.

The blue box is what RPF really means: to deal with something.  We are currently dealing with the ACP Conflict; however, we did not even make any public statements about ACP’s definition of “hacking.” 

Please note that the person who accuses RPF of future hacking is named Monster47345.  Who is he?  He is an ACP First Lieutenant, which is considered the “middle” rank within the Army of Club Penguin.  Monster, please note that there was not only one RPF soldier there, but in fact there was 6-12 RPF soldiers at the battle. 

This guy gives no evidence whatsoever that RPF plans to “hack” (in ACP’s definition) the ACP site or their chat.  I am high in the brass of the Rebel Penguin Federation and I hear everything that is said.  We did not mention about “hacking” at all.  We are against “hacking.”  “Hacking” is the cheapest way of claiming a victory over an online army.  

We will win through epic posts and battles. 

Part II:  Nono believes that the RPF accused ACP about backing out of the agreement.  They did.  He called us cheaters.  Okay, let me respond to this little hypocrite.

Dr. Nono Jr, the Rebel Penguin Federation followed through our part of the agreement.  You did NOT.  I will get to that in a minute.  Here’s the pic for a better view:

 And Nono, Saint did interpret it right.  When we said “right now,” we literally meant immediately.  We were not going to attack the IW at that immediate second when the deal was sealed.  We then invaded Sub Zero about an hour or so later.  We could legally do so.  We actually did word it for ACP to cancel their invasion on us. 

But Saint then responded about calling “them” off (them pertains to plural invasions!)  Justin, then seeing this as an opportunity, went along with it and continued.  He then mentioned about not attacking IW “right,” at that exact moment.  Once the agreement was settled, RPF had immediately called it off. 

Here is what “right now” means:

Those six entries petain what RPF meant.  No where does it say about putting aside for a later time.

This is what “for the time being” means:

Those two definitions pertain to temporarily which means:

That effective time only was that exact moment.  So, really, both of those phrases mean the same thing. 

Justin then tells Saint that they can invade AFTER our elections.  We have 4 days until our election is over.  Now please pay attention to the word “invade.”

This term pertains for the ACP to not invade the USFCP AND the DRACP.  How?  They will be entering DRACP as a hostile threat to the RPF and all of Club Penguin because of all the rules that they have broken.  They will enter like an enemy.  They will enter as an attempt to take back possession of their servers from us. 

To make a long story short, the ACP will not be allowed to invade the USFCP and the DRACP.  The term “invade” works for both instances. 

Part III: Nono, you cannot withdraw from an agreement once made.  We fulfilled our part by not attacking IW at the moment the deal was sealed.  You still have to follow your part.  You CANNOT invade the UFSCP or the DRACP until after the RPF elections, which will end in 4 days.  The Lord makes it clear when it comes to deals, agreements, and vows:

“It is better not to vow, then to make a vow and not fulfill it.”

- Ecclesiastes 5:5

The RPF followed this rule.  Even though we did vow, we still fulfilled it.  ACP, just warning you: if you break a vow, then that’s a sin.  You don’t think so?

“When you make a vow to God, do not delay in fulfilling it. He has no pleasure in fools; fulfill your vow.”

- Ecclesiastes 5:4

Any type of vow you make, whether is to your best friend, your worst enemy, your family, it is also a vow to God.  God sees no pleasure with fools.  He commands to fulfill your vow.  RPF did our part, now ACP you must do yours.  ACP, do not be a fool.  You gave us your word about not invading UFSCP and DRACP, now don’t do it. 

Part IV:  This is my mistake.  I looked back and found the post concerning the invasion of Hibernate.  it was posted two days prior.  I apologize for my mistake.  ACP was right on this one. 

Part V:  This statemtn here is an oxymoron; it contradicts itself.  How can LOEG and SSACP be independent from ACP yet be led by all ACP soldiers?  Please refer to my post explaining how that statement makes no sense, http://rebelfederation.com/2010/01/09/re-defense-of-mittens/.

Part VI:  Okay, first things first:

Nono, I spelled hypocrisy right, you didn’t. SPEL RITE! (this is a sarcastic exclamtion.)

Second, you have displayed so many actions of hypocrisy.  Read all of my posts and the comments on my posts why.

Part VII:  Yeah, that whole sentence is a lie.  ACP DOES suppress freedom of speech.  How?

• Anyone who says anything that goes against what the ACP leaders believes in.  This includes the Alliance, RPF, and even ACP members! (Ex. Rapidy, Hattrick, Clintos, Noseycjr, etc.)  When they do this, they are banned from participating on ACP Chat.
• http://sgtcrazynes.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/freespeech2.jpg
• They IP Ban you from the ACP site.  I currently am.  I didn’t even swear in their comments…
• ACP is a Democratic Republic, but does not even stay true to that.  A democracy is free speech, you know.

Enemy leader bent on destroying you?  You are just the same, yet we allow you and your troops on our Chat when we arn’t at a battle. 

Part VIII: Yes, if you do resist, that makes you hypocrites.  Oh, and by the way, you spelled that word wrong again.  Our deal is not flawed.  Saint made up some of those terms and both her and Justin agreed to them.  It is not wrong to defend yourselves.  We never said in the deal that you couldn’t make posts against us.  You just can’t defend yourselves on Club Penguin because of the deal.

Part IX:  Okay, fail Bible reference.  Fallen is Babylon?  Babylon was at its prime in its empire.  They were the largest nation and army in the world.  So, Nono, you actually reffered ACP to Babylon… and it says it will fall?  You just announced ACP’s downfall openly xD!

Once again, ACP was PWNED.

“The mind beats the blade… and ACP is still trying to figure out how to use it.” – Omega39

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