Greetings RPF Soldiers

Today is promotion day. As well as giving out promos I will also be putting everyone who is known to be active in blue. If you got promoted then a red P will be after your name. Also I introduced green which means you are high on the ranks but onlycause you are awesome not cause you are really in RPF.

Federation-President(s):

DESTRUCTOR : Ender of Planets, Distributor of Real Estate – Kyle Cease *****+³

Top Dawgs

Admiral Giggles – TuckerJinx04

Guy In Charge While I’m Gone: Furbur27*****

Media Director: Sergie717 IS HE GONE?!

Wishes She Was RPF Princess: Bleu Missy 

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They Are Chuck Norris:

Wiggles – Rocket Ems*****+, Elmikey* , Djgtjvgyhxgy***  

The Leadership Intern -  Nielsenck**** 

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My Lil’ Buddies

Lil’ Commando - Clear Ice 42 P

Warlord -   Gregorey****   , Alex N P   , Fiasco121****  , Yoshi Nelly**, Mario****, Spongebob007,   Amit87 P, Elitesof P

Used Car Salesmen – Rapidy* , Hamthy** , Lucario456  ,

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Inventors of Supertoast

Death Ray Mechanics -Serena105,  

General  - Naruto721**** , Scorpia151* , Bloobloo1, Greenarms*** A*,  DJ.Layzie.Chexlr  P

Major Pain – Apocolypse66 ,  Axevolution

Gunslinger - Andrewf2, Mijos, Alexrodrigus,  

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Execution Officer – Ram77, Werewolf*, Taylor455*, Cocounutmad*, Kman726* , Kybird*, Jim456** , Johnhancoff*, November83*** A*, Stev712 

Paradigm Analysis Officer – Rpfspinn, Trooper7890, Blueswill, Yo4848, Person1233*  , Drivebyn* , Trickster***, Jelsevier** AI, Blitz654
 

Syndicate Captain – Chapa23, Rey Rey 21*** , Comunikator****  Headofpolice, Saint1119,  Abercrombe29,  TyloV5 

Explosive Technician - Zamros** , Thehood117, Shad8, Pete856,  

Pyrotechnics Expert – Agentjakey, Thernator1, Thejokerman, Fiddyy , Mariospy007 , Nate950000, Rianjr2446, Wohoo10**,  Ashes1627 

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Non-Commissioned Officers:

CQC Expert- Sblingsnail, Super Blip* , Znozeberry* ,  Foxtails , Thomas0270, Gligar117*** A*

Emissary -Solraida  , Colleen Man R*, Hond887* , Lsund**** A*, Guymed, Sheila Gally, Aberacer, Ronaldo548,  

Deathbringer- Ganger90, Mrnooner**, Ormsbydroid1, Genious1998, Marioson, Caleb75, Roket9955,  Dlp3, Ltshaqcena10, Uoym66glum99** , Morter318**** , Thebest22**, PinkGirl1114, Rabo** A*, Avadacedavra,

Heavy Weapons Guy – Dylan5001, Vladsman*, 1bam18, Josiah201f, Biking Fun , Rugrat93*, Super Bat Bo, Cupcakes500, Bigpeng, Tomb147, Bvv8, Kj Bulldog1, Canadagoose97*** A*, Magoo98, Tiny Finn, Nattrick, G4 Man, Wolves25, Woton***, Tama63, Saiyaman Xc, Sil Vo

Private Investigator  – Byuii, Xwing9804, Jabberwacky9, Hi hi byebye, Sirlizard22, Cpt. Sulkes* A*, Sil Vo** ,  Wicket1235, Cccorbally, Mcbird, Johnyroger12** A*, Yanksrule14, Youg3, Spongie555, Flappy2558, Sassy, Dan911, Joee125, Jumbo Jet2,

Journalist – Byuii, Xwing9804, Jabberwacky9, Hi hi byebye, Sirlizard22 ,  Wicket1235, Cccorbally, Mcbird, Johnyroger12** A*, Yanksrule14, Youg3, Spongie555, Flappy2558, Sassy, Dan911, Powinkle** A*, Tumble1234 P, Naruto824

Cadet -Cardinal Cay, Snuffy101010 , Feephill**** , Tayltor9, Icem3n, Haloguy1012,  Chas3r, Tuxedo Man47, Bluey92123, Oliball*** A*, Monkkeyboy, Bonez15404, Xboy001, Nkh17, Apom59,  Mimy67, Dhfd, TJH64, Shuffle360, Anwar24, Pwener1 cristiano50

Hatchet Man – Dav29, Df27, Divotoo, Dertyk455,Mega Adyn, Ninja116, Rickze4, Gill65000, Spikeybird, Vans52,  Wmb98, Mrpopo1, Chheddacheez R*, Cool Foel, Urbina2897, Pengie Man45, Jetrob* A*, Mrchatterbox, RIVERBOY879

Communications Expert -Wasup21,  Bighead2496, Brown Stan, Radrobot, Cdog1 2 3, Chimpman106, Mgmbl311, Slam Bot,

Mercenary – Arrrgh1, Powercore1, Dark new day, Sparten117, Pengone 6, Accessory, Nacho Rick , Some Goy, Starmanex3 , Kpkrocks1, Bevokibbles, Penor343, Ziggy80680, Yorkielvr333, Waddle1463, Rice Caramel, Lando23psp, Coolbird936, Ronaldo548, Coleblacker, Terimea345, Guszzz1, Sordman456, Golie Phil P* P, Hankez, Lil Meow, Fallingtail, Maxi96203, Lkumiku, Rice44cp, Red, Yo Dude 1999,  

Helicopter Pilot- Nicholas302, Skterboy343, Team Black16, Shagrath92, Blupicho, Cole59287, Polkadot431, Gamefinisher, YOkare,  acp rebals, Righty Red, Mr Snowball1, Hamie111, Kurama 3, Snowy Pirate, Jackblack57, Dopedfacebro, GNOletsgo1, Crazy Tow, Truehero099, A Dawg4, Mr GoOf, Viper1899, Zazazzzzz, Faniis123,  

Detective- Chumpo, Bubbleyum535, Mr Jumbo Dj, Dannywsa1998, Pineapples44, Dd uu dd ee1, Nate2004, Zappacozmo, Sinxii, Edge126, Kiwi1400, Spaten121, o1o2, Acp warrior, Lm626, Carter347, Crusle, Hi Yellow Hi, Maxi96203, Texan615, Asdfjkl246, Mac1197, Nr rr, Slippy837, Token 29, Dodson, Dan Popper, Daisys59, Pm Elite, Trevor Cade, Girlsrule937, 4455ashpie, Rhnio, Sjanetsky, яσ¢кιиaтєя|ιℓℓкєєρуσυмєн∂ιятуℓιттℓєѕє¢яєт , Joey Anthony, Checkmatter

BloodSlayer – Rosstastic12, Jzpm200, Dasherdog2, Misty220, Bigg1234, Vollyana, Jason6222, Porterpeeps, Ukikii, Shortrock, Wony Jr, Jojo48545, Spideroscar, Tiny Finn*, Beautygirl27, Tex9m, Kirby91384, Blubasmash, WiremuK09

Paramilitary Soldier – Luigi36340, Baconzone1, Mrzackjack, Glacius3, Pinky Jezz 2, Jandoras, Aliencheese, Acp Penguin, Laun8, Beautygirl27, Cuddlebunny3, Miguelyulo, Joey Anthony, Hydronoid3 40, Noze56, Spongebam, Blizwizz1,

Lumberjack: Ender of Bears- Greaser47336, Xavle45, Noze56, Djtcool1, Kelly39061, Star, Omarwazzan, Hpot, Kingblackeye, Jollybro, Blue979, Pitchy1098, Toxic Fly, Purpleflur7, Rosskerr, Lego2015, Gijoe37, Iahim1997, Vetsix76, Abel14, Gouk800, Zackray1, Ninja2115, Coolkid4040, Rick rolle, Blu08hunt, Rj138, Ssddssd, Branden18, Glerkk, Pengy Aqua, Dugboy3,

Baby’s First BloodSlayer – Lavaliker, John 09213, Vte4grapes6, Brentjames, Bryancool45, Ho6po6, 87 David 87, Aka kris, Saihaj1, Rat1113, Dylanator, Metrostar1, Laura 8 1 5, Anubis34, Naruto Renda

There are a bunch of new warlords so I’ll post about branches tomorrow. Now I know some of the warlords will say I’m playing favorites with Clear by making him the Lil Commando. My first choice was Gregory but someone I trust said he only comes one every couple of days for about five minutes. Then I considered Fiasco, Clear and Mario. It was decided thatthough Fiasco is a great soldier he doesn’t have quite as muchexperience as Clear or Mario and they are justas active as he is. I asked about five different people and all of them wanted Clear to be the lil commando.

You will also notice that I removed two inactive warlords. I didn’t fire them I simply de-ranked them. When someone is de-ranked they are taken off of the ranks because they are inactive, but when they come back they automatuically get a rank of death ray mechanic. Also you’ll see that Spongebob007 has returned and is a warlord. Kyle please copy these raanks and paste them onto the ranks page.

Practice Battle

Well Niel planned a practice battle with some army I’ve never heard of, here is the info:

Who? RPF vs. MIAM or whatever they’re called. xD

Why? To crush MIAM… I mean to practice!

Where? Icebox

When: Tomorrow at 2:00 PM PST

2:00 Pacific

3:00 Mountain

4:00 Central

5:00 Eastern

1:00 AM GMT

Sorry Aussies, idk your tinezone.

~ Furbur27, RPF 2nd In Command

I’m not one of those overly-patriotic Republican-types, that most of the people are who are making these posts today, but I do want to wish everyone in America a happy American Independence Day.

Over two-hundred years ago, America became a country. Now today, we celebrate America’s birthday. It doesn’t seem like a huge deal right now, thanks to every city in this stupid country being so greedy, and uptight, that they can’t pay the Police Officers a few extra dollars to work on the fourth. As a result, the celebration of this day took place several days ago. Now, today, it will be just like any other day. But we must never forget about the founding fathers, and what they fought for to make this country exist.

~ Kyle Cease – Still would rather live in Australia.

Greetings RPF Soldiers

So everyone is talking about the elections. I don’t get it, I see why the elections are mentioned right now, but everyone is going crazy over something that wont happen until mid August, it’s like D-TV all over again. xD Though I plan on running I’m not gonna be making any speeches until lae July. I guess you could say this is me announcing my candidacy, but what is the point of saying stuff now that will be forgotten by election day?

It is just sort of annoying, you see. Dragon, Sergie, and Ziehen come back a month or so before the elections when I know two of them said they’d never come back. I don’t mind it, I just want to know that they’re coming back becausethey want RPF backon its feet, and not because they want the power.

Rebel Bucks

So in RPF we have medals, right. But whaty if thoser medals were worth something? What is you could use them to buy stuff? Well soon you will be able to. Rebel Bucks will be given out like medals but with them you can buy mod/ownership n RPF chat and authorship on the RPF site or RPF related sites. Since we have way more servers then we need you may be able to buy a server just for yourself. Now this system isn’t in place yet but it will be very soon!

New UMA

Well UMA was messed up under Lots of Pie, the dictator. Sometime recently a bunch of UMA veterans overthrew Pie and the old UMA government. UMA is once again a decent army, and soon may be a good allie of ours again. Among the new leadersis Kg007, former RPF & ACP leader. Some may be mad to find this out, I say whatever. I’ve forgiven Kg for leaving RPF, though going and being ACP leader wasn’t his best idea in my opinion, me and Kg though havecome to an understanding about that. Overall I don’t think Kg is  a horrible guy. He didn’t kill RPF, RPF waskilledby the fights over the leader position after he left. Why is he UMA leader? Well he says he was on UMA chat and he was joking and said he would be UMA leader, and they madehim one anyway. Among the other UMA leaders are Batista, and Theo, I dont remember the rest right now.

Also Promo day should be Sunday!

~ Furbur27, RPF Vice President

Btw, the title of this post is a quote from 30 Rock. Idk if anyone recognizes it.

I need this posted on every Council army (and others if you are willing) site ASAP

WW hasn’t scheduled their mass recruiting, so I guess I have to or we lose the week.  The last recruiting session was too complicated, so we’re doing an easy split this time.  Despite complications, we had 60 IW soldiers on Sub Zero alone, not to mention how many we had on Mammoth.  IW recruited over 35 soldiers that day alone.  I think the Nachos comment after the recent war summed up how well these things can work:

“IW is finally coming back! The Ice Warriors are definitely the 3rd largest army in Club Penguin, in my opinion.”

I’m looking forward to doing that with the other armies in need of a boost.  Next up, WW (Watex Warriors).

What: Mass Recruiting for WW (Watex Warriors)

When: Sunday, July 5, 2009

Where: Mammoth for those who can get in, Tundra for those who cannot – both servers we will start at the Dock.

Chat: WW Chat

Uniform: WW Uniform

Times:

1:00 pm PST

2:00 pm MST

3:00 pm CST

4:00 pm EST

9:00 pm U.K.

Our last mass recruiting session went very well, but it could have been better.  So just go to Mammoth if you can get in there, and if you can’t, we still want you on Tundra.  For recruiting, say the phrase “Search Fevers Army” or “Search Waffle Warriors of CP” (there’s probably others, but both of those are direct links to their site).  Don’t forget to wear orange, and we hope to see you there!  Remember, this is for the good of all armies, and yours may be next!

Well, if you know how to read titles, you know what this post is about, and have no point of reading this small section, but are readign it anyways.

RPF News : Kyle celebrates his birthday, and RPF will be having a Party!,According to the Latest Post: 

July 5th :

When: 12:00 PM (Noon) PST

Where: Walrus(when on CP) and xat.com/tehRPF (for everything else).

Why Walrus:  Because Tuxedo will be full, and we want to litter.

What: Stick Arena, Tepying(How do you spell that?), Drinking, Eating, Shooting, Gambling, Talking, and other stuff I’m going to think of right before the party.

RECRUITING SESSIONZ!

When : July 5, After Kyle’s party

Where: Walrus Town

Why: TO GET BIGGER! I’m very sure we can succesfully Make our way back to third largest army by doing what IW did to ge tir

What: RECRUITING YOU JERK

~~Fiasco~~~

Okay well, apparently you don’t see to understand. DO SOMETHING. Yes, I know it’s a very challenging task, but actually go on chat.

As for events, well, I’m gunna try and negotiate with WW to coardinate the clenzing of Walrus. And, you’ll be throwing a party because I know we’re all happy I retired.

July 5th :

When: 12:00 PM (Noon) PST

Where: Walrus(when on CP) and xat.com/tehRPF (for everything else).

Why Walrus:  Because Tuxedo will be full, and we want to litter.

What: Stick Arena, Tepying(How do you spell that?), Drinking, Eating, Shooting, Gambling, Talking, and other stuff I’m going to think of right before the party.

Why Come: Because if you don’t I’ll force you to eat STALE muffins for the rest of your life.

~When someone doesn’t approve your post, spam their email until they do~

/\/\/\Emperer Josh/\/\/\

Kyle Footnote: I changed the date of the party, because when Josh made this post, I had no internet. He wanted it to be the 26th of June, but now that it’s July, We can schedule it for my birthday! Unless there’s something else going on that day. Actually, I think there is. Perfect! So let’s have a party after the battle that will be at like,

12 PST on Hibernate Snowforts, I think.

Sounds good.

Then we can do what Josh said.Only on my birthday.

~KYLE CEASE: DESTRUCTOR EXPECTS GIFTS.

This is more of a news yesterday thing, but whatever.

So, I finally got my computer fixed! That’s right, FIXED! And I can finally start posting again! This is a good thing, especially for you, as your all just dying to hear what I have to say, right? Right?!

R.I.P. Billy Mays

We’ll miss you Billy!

I had to add this, because it meant more to me than Michael Jackson’s death.

Nacho News!

The Nachos gracefully accepted defeat recently, at a battle between they and the ACP. When I asked Person to tell me about what happened, he said ‘Why aren’t you wearing any pants?’ and then told me to get out of his house. The pictures prove that both armies aren’t quite as big as they used to be. That being the case, there’s a good chance that RPF could get back on top soon. We just have to keep up our growing!

ACP News

ACP smugly accepts a win on there behalf, and one of their leaders… Something that I’ve never heard of before, (Ennbay I think?) Retired recently. His reasons were that because he was 13, he couldn’t handle the stress of xat and real life. This is funny to me, because you complain about how bad I’m doing, but hell, at least I’m TRYING. And I’m in Highschool! At least I TRY to help you guys out even though my life involves things that you probably don’t encounter in yours (I.e. Real Girls)

WW News

When I checked their thing, their site was down, so I don’t really know what’s going on. So, it’s time for some Yellow Journalism!

At a press conference recently, Santa told the press that he would resign from WW. When asked why, he replied, ‘because I can’t take it anymore’. But this reporter went deeper into the story and recovered these pictures:

Santa was having an AFFAIR with the Scout’s Mother! That’s why he resigned from WW, that’s why he never joined RPF, and that’s why he steals all my opinions in my Book-Club! The truth has been revealed yet again, Santa! You can’t hide when this reporter’s on the case!

Thank you for reading, this has been another thrilling session of ‘news today’. Now go home. Or… if you’re home, go get me a sandwich.

Tundra is being invaded by ST,RFW,IW,DW,and FGR. Something weird about UMA or whatever.Nachos should be defending Tundra, hopefully along with RPF,BB, and WW. Only thing that scares me is what UMA might be doing. Times : 1:00 PST

              2:00 Mountain

              3:00 Central

               4:00 Eastern

My projection : Tie, Nachos hold off DW, ST, and IW, while RPF,WW, and BB manage to hold off RFW and FGR. Only issue is whatever the crap UMA s doing.

Comment if you’re active…………

Fiasco says : i don’t see a picture and i highly doubt one comment on each post will hlep you win

We are having a war with RPF at 2:30 (Penguin standerd time) june 30 tuesday!  Stay fighting as long as you can and remember….. WE DON’T GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!! Go to southern lights at the snowforts! If RPF dosn’t show we automaticaly own the server!!!!!! Good luck.                                 

~Greg502~

p.s. Here is a picture we made for (drumroll)…………………… RPF!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!

Josh retired.

My retirement from all CP armies :

Ya, well, mine is pretty much the same as most people in CP; I’m retiring because CP armies are on a course to destruction. Well, I also don’t really have anything else to achieve in RPF without spending 10+ months working. =/ Ya, I’ll probably be working to raise COM’s numbers. I’ll still be going on chat. (And annoying everyone that can’t ban me to join COM. )

Well, what else is there to say?

/\/\/\Emperer Josh/\/\/\