Oh my God, I love Piplup! Just look at that thing! That’s the most gangster bird I’ve ever seen!

I love little birdy pokemon. In your opinion, do you prefer Piplup (top) or Torchic (Bottom). Submit your votes today!

Creepy!

I can see that adorable piplup right now, taking you out to the parking lot, and blowing your brains out with an uzi. These things could take over the earth, and we wouldn’t even notice because of how adorable they are. Speaking of Uzis

An 8 year old boy was shot and killed at a gun show when a 15 year old was giving a demonstration about an Uzi. The Uzi backfired, when the 15 year old handed it to the 8 year old, and the 8 year old was killed. The parents feel that it was unreasonably dangerous that the Uzi had backfired. But nobody seems to care that there was an 8 year old… at a gun show… who was handed a loaded gun… from a 15 year old. This is America, though, am I right?

Bust A Move

There’s a kid at my school. Every morning this kid (who, by the way, has no MP3 Player hooked up to his ears), begins to dance uncontrollably, as though he has some kind of crazy… dancing disease. My friends and I have dubbed this hero as “That ‘Bust a Move’ Kid”, or Buster for short. Now I’ve (without his consent) made a facebook fan-page in his honor! So if you have a facebook account, search “That ‘Bust A Move’ Kid” in the search bar and become a fan! I’ll try to upload some more pictures of this kid standing out and being awesome.

I’m Too Busy… Being Delicious

Yeah, I haven’t been posting. I’m sorry. But I’m not going to go on some big ramble about school being hard, or something stupid like that. I’m going to skip that part because it’s boring, and move right on to the music. I have some more recommendations to make those of you who are interested in good music! A band I have been particularly interested in lately is Zebrahead. They combine hip-hop styles with alternative metal (or alternative rock) to create a very unique sound. Former singer, Justin Mauriello provides some (in my opinion) crazy amazing vocals for the band, to give it the ultimate sound. If you’re into rap, metal, crazy awesome guitar solos, and funk, you’d probably enjoy Zebrahead’s first album (I think it’s their best), Waste of Mind.

Please do enjoy.

It’s Interactive Post Time

This is a fun little game my friend sent me, and I think some of you would have fun with it. Here are my results! You make your own and put them in a comment form! I’ll chose my favorite and include it in my next post!

The rules:
1. Put your iTunes or Windows Media Player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how outrageous it sounds!

IF SOMEONE SAYS, “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY
Lovely Day

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Letters

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Gasoline

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
7 Years
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Feel This Way

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
If You Could Only See…

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Zee Deveel

WHAT IS 2+ 2?
Four (THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING TO EVER HAPPEN)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Where have YOU been?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Cannibal (mwahahahahaha!)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Empty Spaces

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Spoonman (O.O)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Beer

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Wasted

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Satan is a Lady (How can there be 2 Stereogram songs in a row?! It’s on Shuffle!)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Kick Some Ass (Ah, yes. I’ll die as I lived. Kicking ass)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Slow Down!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Drift and Die (Harsh?)

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Suffering (You pretty much hit the nail on the head)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Drawing Flies (That was the second most awesome thing to ever happen)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Like, Suicide.

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Self Esteem

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Original Fire

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Waste of Mind

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Calico Cats

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Is it just me?

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
The Price of Me

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
I want to live!

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Lady Picture Show

Straight from my fingers, to your head. Like E.T., only creepier.

Love, KC.

No, Legos have nothing to do with this post. But its true that Legos are much better than Megablocks. And both of those are miles ahead of CockBlocks. Haha. Off brand stuff is always the worst.

Anyway, I’ve been on like a 2 week vacation. At least thats how long it was in my mind. So it was anything from 4 days to a month that I haven’t been posting anything on here. But don’t worry, I have some great reasons…. reason.

School. Its a Bitch. For example sort of how the quarter grades are coming and I completly bombed Chemistry.

That class is pretty much impossible unless your Super Nerd, Savior Of Knowledge. And being me, I don’t have an attention span long enough to apply for any position that involves knowledge.

It probably explains the thing that keeps me happy. Explosions.

Mythbusters: The Final Episode

Well anyway. I was planning on writing more. But then I got bored. So. Bye!

- Jamey

NOTE: For legal reasons, you may not put your name on these surveys. All questions must be answered completely.

1) Please state your name ______________________

2) What is your favorite color?

• Red
• Blue
• Yellow

3) Your best friend just took your new toy. What do you do?

• Scream “Give me back my toy” at him for 37 hours or until he gives it back.
• Shoot him with a tazer and steal it back when he’s down.
• Sever his leg with a large machete and laugh at him as he bleeds to death. Then collect your toy and go.
• Tell them to find Jesus, then give them a bible coated with a  highly poisonous toxin.

4) I enjoy lying on surveys

• Yes
• Maybe

5) What is your favorite color?

• Orange
• Purple
• Green

6) You are a liar.

• Yes
• Yes

7) Complete the following statement: “When I come home from school I like to…”

• Light kittens on fire

This week I sit down with Ancient Greek Philosopher, Plato to chat it up.

Me: Plato, do you mind if I ask you a question?

Plato: You just did didn’t you?

Me: Okay, do you mind if I ask you many questions?

Plato: But what will my apprentices do without me? Oh well… I suppose you could use some enlightening too.

Me: Plato, let me start off by saying I’m a big fan of yours. One thing that has always bothered me about you is that you never talk about your favorite things to eat. Do you like Pancakes?

Plato: Imagine if you will that pancakes are stacked to the ceiling at the end of a long table. Placed on the long table are other delicious looking foods in much abundance. You are placed on the side of the table opposite to the pancakes. Slowly, you begin to make your way to the pancakes, but others keep stopping you and telling you to sample the other foods. They want to make you full. They want to ensure that the delicious syrupy goodness never reaches your tongue. But you continue onward. Now, not many of us can say we have made it to the pancakes. Most will stop at the pizza, and call it a night. Still, many more won’t even make it that far, filling up on the chicken wings that were served before the meal. But a lucky few of us will make it to the pancakes. The glorious, fluffy goodness of the pancakes will engulf he who reaches them, and he will not want to leave the comfort of the pancake plate. But he should know better. After venturing to the pancakes, he should begin to travel backwards, as painful as it is, not empty-handed but instead carrying back pancakes for as many as he can feed. Although it is true that only a few can reach the delicious breakfast cakes, it does not mean that only a few should be entitled to taste the rewards. So, yes. I like pancakes. With blueberry syrup.

Me: Interesting… interesting indeed. From now on could you try to give more… rational responses to my simple questions?

Plato: As my mentor Socrates taught me, you must question everything. You know he never wrote anything down. Do you know that I did the writings?

Me: No, I never knew that. That’s interesting.

Plato: Is that really interesting, or is that just what you see it as?

Me: No I think you misunderstand. I never knew that before.

Plato: But what is it to know? We can only observe things from our perspective. The concept of knowledge is skewed. What you think you may know about things could be completely different from what the next may think he knows about things.

Me: But – I – Uh -

Plato: Let me ask you, what is it that you see here?

Me: This is just my office. I see chairs… a desk… nothing out of the ordinary.

Plato: Now close your eyes. Feel the office. Take this. What do you feel?

Me: I’m pretty sure it’s a stapler. I love stapling things.

Plato: No! It is only your vision fooling you.Believe in that which you feel and let your experiences guide you to the answer. Think outside the Pandora’s Box. What do you perceive? How is it different from what you previously thought of?

Me: It’s a stapler.

Plato: Is it really a stapler or is it a gun? Or maybe we’re both getting something here. Could it be a staple gun?

Me: Oh my god.Speaking of which, What are your religious feelings?

Plato:
Ah, you’d like to ponder on old Zeus and his little pretties. Like my mentor Socrates believed, people’s belief that something must be graspable with the hands to be real is quite contemptuous. What one needs to realize is that believing in more than the physically graspable, is what will
allow you to go further in your thinking and reach a higher knowledge. So, in conclusion I believe in gods.

Me: Plato, I think our interview is over.

Plato: That’s what you think!So what’s a big issue in your times Young Grasshopper?

Me: Well, there’s been some controversy on whether teachers should be able to have guns… Wait a minute buster. I’m the one asking the questions here. What’s your opinion on this?

Plato: How do you know you’re asking me questions? You only think you’re the one asking the questions! You won’t be able to understand my answers until you’ve journeyed into your own mind!
About the guns… Say you’re teaching people, and one of them is incapable of learning things as he has not been blessed by the gods. Also this person is luring your other students back to the “cave”. Wouldn’t you want a gun?

Me: Do you like waffles?

Plato: Suppose the waffles are stacked to the ceiling…

Me: I’m going to stop you there, and save myself a lot of trouble. Do not pass go.

Plato: Go is obviously a metaphor for the human mind, and you do not want me to venture into it and pull out a sufficient answer, instead making me stoop down to your level.

Me: No. Hush. Hey… What’s that you’re writing there?

Plato: Oh, just some notes…

Me: *Reads notes* I see you’ve sketched a waffle. Is that supposed to mean anything?
And here…
Socrates(form of Plato): Suppose they’re stacked to the ceiling…
Other guy: But what if they were only stacked a little bit? Wouldn’t they taste better in moderation?
Socrates(form of Plato): But the waffles are like knowledge. You just want more and more. There’s something new in every bite

Me: Interesting. Is this one of those Socratic dialogue doodads they’re always talkin’ aboot?

Plato: Precisely.

Me: So,What’s your opinion on genetic cloning?

Plato: I believe that if the elite philosophers minds can be replicated, the world will see good fortune for the rest of it’s days. Cloning sounds like a very good idea.

Me: Plus. They can clone cows now. More beef. Yummmy. Jeeze why do I keep talking about food? I think it’s about time for my lunch break. How about one more question?

Plato: Yes. Yes. I love questions!!!! Do you really have to go so soon? I mean, I don’t have to be back to rest until Hades calls.

Me: Sorry, being alive and all I have to eat and such… Onto the last question… are you ready for this?

Plato: What if I wasn’t would you wait here with me awhile?

Me: Let’s just get to the question. I have here in my hands Play- doh… Have you heard of this?

Plato: No, I haven’t. Oh me, did they make this for the children to make itty bitty me’s?

Me: Uh… I’m afraid not. It’s a child’s toy made for creating objects of the minds desire.

Plato: Brilliant.

Me: Here, why don’t you take some. Make anything you like to help explain anything you like.

Plato: *Hands on chin* Ah hah! I think I’ve got it. *Makes one bit of clay into a brain with holes in it* *Makes one with less holes the same size* *Makes one without holes the same size* *Makes one slightly bigger without holes*

Me: And what exactly are these fine specimens?

Plato: These represent the stages of philosophical enlightenment. The first one may represent someone who has not yet even thought of leaving the cave, the second one may represent someone who has initiated the enlightenment process,the third one someone who is near the opening of the cave and the fourth one is a mature philosopher.

Me: Thank you for your insight. I never knew one package of play-doh could be sooo educational.

Plato: Anything can be educational.

Me: Well, this interview didn’t go terribly, I suppose. Thank you for coming to my office today to do this.

Plato: Of course the interview went well. After all, you are the interviewer, and I am the interviewee. I know my place, and you know your place. That is why it went well.

Me: I think I’ve learned that one really needs to ask themselves, is it real to me? Or is it non-dairy creamer?

Plato: Non-dairy creamer?

Me: Next time Plato, next time.

Now with Game Reviews and other stuff….

Borderlands!

This Game will blow you mind!(In Stores Now.)

This Title Scored an 8.5 With Gamespot.

The Good

• Satisfying Gameplay.
• Tons of Weapons, Shields, and Helpful Crap This game has 3,166,880 Weapon Combinations o.O
• Great System Rewards

The Bad

• Lonelier, slower-paced for a solo player  
• Massively unsatisfying climax

Should you get it? Depends if like Having a bunch of Weapons and if you trust Gamespot’s rating.

Call Of Duty:Modern Warfare 2

Info- Rated Mature, Comes out November 10

This Game isn’t out yet, but It’s supposed to be “The Game of the Year”.

The Sequel to the best seller ”CoD:Modern Warfare”, It will Probably be totally awesome.

I’m going to leave this one un-rated until I get it then I will get back to you.

I couldn’t find anything else to post about… and I don’t have time, You know Homework. So deal with the reviews.

This has been my (somewhat short)Weekly post.

Yes, We don’t have lives Commando. We just sit here all day and do nothing.

We’re Busy too, We have lives, but I’ll make an effort to post at least once a Week.

News-

Magar, who stands 22 inches tall, has been waiting four years for his chance to take the title of the world’s shortest person.On Thursday, a day after his birthday and becoming an adult, supporters mailed an application package to Guinness World Record in London seeking to stake his place in the record book.

Not a Joke.

An Australian elementary school has banned hugging and other displays of affection between preteen boys and girls to set a good example for younger students, the principal said Tuesday.

Students at Largs Bay Primary School in the southern city of Adelaide were spoken to about “inappropriate behavior” between boyfriends and girlfriends when the new school term opened last week, said Principal Julie Gale.

“We set strong standards of behavior for our Year 6 and 7 students, who are seen as role models by our younger students,” Gale said in a statement e-mailed to The Associated Press, referring to the school’s oldest students, ages 11 to 13.

Principal must be Gay =/

Pictures

Church Wars

It  makes no sense Dx

Bottom Right…

o.O

When I said “Post some more” didn’t mean “Lets not post anymore”. Seriously you guys, your killing me here. I have the least time to do stuff out of anybody, I have a reason for it. I mean come on, you guys had all day to sit on and post when you were playing club penguin. =/

- Angry Jamey

George Lopez

George Lopez? Asshole? I’m sure that’s what your asking, in reality, hes not. But the real reality of it is that we got one hit from somebody typing that into Google.

For that, I give that guy a Thumbs Up, and hope others will follow in his footsteps.

Anyway I’m posting because I haven’t posted in like a week, mostly due to school and the H1N1 Conspiracy Epidemic happening there.

I’m serious, like, the entire school is sick. Then I went to the nurse today to go home early because I was tired, not actually sick. But due to my level 100% speech skill I was able to pull it off. Along with all the extras that come with it.

The head nurse was like “Oh its all fine, there’s not a whole lot of kids out”

And then as soon as she left, the other nurse was like “No, its really bad, there’s a lot of students sick and its getting worse”

I was like, holy shit.

So I’m expected a week off, either way, I’m not going to school tomorrow either because once again. “I’m Too Tired”.

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Dethklok

One of the many things I was doing while on my 2 week vacation extravaganza was going to a concert, that made my ears ring for literally 4 days straight. That’s a 4 day long HEADACHE.  Don’t even say that wasn’t anything, because that’s worst than H1N1. Not being able to concentrate. I mean, you concentrate when you throw up your entire dinner. You don’t when you can’t hear anything with out a “BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” over it.

Anyway, the show was Awesome, and Funny. And luckily, some idiot was able to film the ENTIRE show right in front of one of the security guards. I’m sad I didn’t get to be that idiot. But one of the segments had Hatredcopter and one of the funniest parts, so check it out.

Oh, also the second song in this video is the best, so this video gets posted too.

Happy Birthday #2678990010, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Other Crap

Apparently because people like pointless crap that’s utterly funny, I’m going to do the same thing.

The World Of Tomorrow (If The Internet Ended Today)

By Cracked.com

(A Few Of My Favorites…)

A Touching Children’s Book Written While High

By Cracked.com

This if for all you kids who play Club Penguin still.

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- Jamey

Fun Fact Of The Day: Did you know if your Index Finger is as long as your Ring Finger, your probably gay?

hey, it’s me, Osprey here. I don’t know if many people here are fans of post-punk music but one post punk/post-hardcore band that I am a fan of is 30 Seconds to Mars. They burst onto the scene with their 2006 breakthrough album A Beautiful Lie with a song that you may remember called The Kill.

I never thought they were that different from other bands of their genre until just recently when a single off their upcoming album This Is War [in stores December 8th] came out. The single is called Kings and queens and other then screamo as much of their earlier music has been the screams in this song are full of passion and you can feel them building up instead of coming out of nowhere.

The new song is reminding me constantly of the rock icon U2 in the lead guitar and the vocals except with a punk edge. instead of your basic screamo and post-punk/hardcore the new song will reach to fans of genres from pop-punk to soft rock.

As long as I’m talking about music I might as well mention that me and my friend are starting a band. I’ll be on guitar and he’ll be on drums. Until we get more members we can’t really play many songs. For now we’re just going to kind of hang out and come up with riffs and beats.

- Osprey037

I’ve been extremely busy too.  It seems nobody has time for this anymore, so We’ll have to pull off some kind of party/event everyone will come to.

I’m just going to Post a couple of funny/Awesome Pictures and Call it a Post.

Gears of War is Real =D.

Chuck Norris Denies your Evolution Theory

I’m so confused…

Lol

High Fives Guys.
I’m out.

-Orgulan